Monday, 10 October 2011

What does the Queen have in her handbag?

1. A mobile phone in the latest fashion
2. Bright red lipstick that makes her look malevolent
3. Packs of precious gold
4. Pen knife incase she gets tied up
5. A space crown in case hers gets stolen
6. A gun incase an assassin comes
7. At least 100 carats of gold that shimmers when the sun hits it
8. A wig to cover her bald head
9. A genie that gives her wishes which is why she is the Queen
10. A pink feather duster to dust the floor with, which is as fluffly as a sheep, as warm as a radiator and as cuddly as a puppy
11. Fake eyebrows as scary as a haunted house
12. Nails that smell like rotten rats
13. Glistening necklace that blinds everyone that walks passed
14. Shiny and gleaming badges
15. Three yapping dogs which are extremely crazy, totally cute and as noisy as a buses brakes
16. A limo that is black
17. A black umbrella that shoots a missile made out of fire when you close it

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