Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Items in Miss Norris' drawer...

Wierdly, Miss Norris' draw is the equivalent to Batman's utility belt...
1. A newspaper report saying 'Mad Norris on the loose!'
2. Rat's tails for massaging your neck
3. Stupid fish swimming in an old cup of tea
4. A mouldy sausage roll
5. G-force to protect my precious things
6. A bogey bomb
7. A spider with one eye
8. An infestation of mice
9. A spy phone
10. Rotting body parts
11. A pair of socks that haven't been washed for 2 years, with a hornet in (belonging to Mr Bessant).
12. Thousands of little people demolishing the drawer
13. A shrunken TARDIS
14.A mouldy, old, perishing story book that was burnt in 1893.

2 comments:

  1. that is so gross some of the things we put on there.
    by zoe

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  2. gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nice bit about the infestasion of mice


    amber

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